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moojo asked:


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer

them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately.

Let’s find out just how clever you really are.

Ready to GO? (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person.

What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If

you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are

second!

To answer the second question, don’t take as much time as you took for

the first question.

Second Question:

If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are

wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You’re not

having a good time at this! Are you?

Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT

use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Third Question:

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add

another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the

total?

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Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don’t believe it? Check with your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last

question right?

Fourth Question:

Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the

question again!

Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with

this one!!!!!

Bonus Question:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating

the action of brushing one’s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the

shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes

to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

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Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He’s blind, not

mute – so simple.

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Janet Martin asked:


When it comes to cellulite, a lot of women are in the dark. They seem to know more about Oprah than they do about this common condition that has been around for about 150 years! This is a crying shame since a lot of heartaches, tensions, and trauma can be relieved if more women knew the truth about cellulite.

To straighten things out, here are some common myths and misconceptions about cellulite from the makers of Celrase, a breakthrough product that helps eliminate cellulite, reduce stubborn body fat, and restore your skin’s natural beauty:

Cellulite is a disease. False. It’s not medical condition. It’s a normal variation of fat that causes the skin to look like an orange peel or cottage cheese. This cosmetic problem affects many women (and a few men) and commonly appears around the hips, thighs, and buttocks.

“If your body is storing large amounts of body fat, it needs some sort of structure to support the fat. It sets up a network of protein strands (called ‘collagen’) that weave through the fat stores, and attach to the skin. The tension of the collagen strands can pull the skin inwards. This gives the dimpling effect that can be a problem on the thighs or arms of females, or the stomachs of males. This combination of body fat stores and supporting fibers is called cellulite,” said the editors of Yahoo! Health.

A low-fat diet can treat cellulite. False. While a low-fat diet is healthy, especially if you’re overweight or want to maintain your present weight, it won’t prevent or treat cellulite. It makes more sense to combine healthy eating habits with exercise if you want to strengthen your body and firm up your muscles. That way, cellulite become less noticeable.

Cellulite is caused by water build-up and toxins in the body. False. This idea was popularized by Nicole Ronsard in 1973 who first described the condition in her book “Cellulite: Those Bumps and Bulges You couldn’t Lose Before.” Research has shown, however, that cellulite is simply stored fat and nothing more.

“This idea has been pushed by companies that offer cures based on ‘detoxification’ or the release of water stored in the cellulite fat (adipose tissue). However, scientific studies have shown that while the structure of tissue surrounding fat in cellulose skin areas is abnormal, the physiological and chemical nature of cellulite adipose cells appear to be no different from that in other parts of the body,” revealed the Science for Every Woman blog.

Surgery is the only cure for cellulite. False. It would appear that surgery, particularly liposuction, is the only way out for women with cellulite but the procedure carries a lot of risks and discomforts – not to mention the huge medical bill you’ll probably get! A good exercise program and a high-fiber diet can reduce cellulite. Drink plenty of fluids and avoid salty foods that can cause fluid retention and make your condition worse.

Another alternative is Celrase, a revolutionary product that helps reduce cellulite and clears stubborn fat to bring out a better and sexier you. Just apply it on affected areas once or twice a day and you’ll be ready to face the world again with your great body. For more information, visit http://www.celrase.com.



Eugene